How does one review Avatar: The Way of Water? Seriously. In so many ways, it is a fool’s errand. Kinda like these guys on the boat… “WTF?!?!?!” Bilge Ebiri at Vulture does 4 full paragraphs before getting to the movie that is being released. It seems like most of the reviews this morning are about Jim Cameron and the original film and how this film fits into that context… before getting to the parts you really should avoid, telling you story you don’t want to know before seeing the film.