The Hot Button by David Poland

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THB Headline: One Idea For A Clickbait Story That Is Utterly Nonsensical.
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THB Headline: One Idea For A Clickbait Story That Is Utterly Nonsensical.

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Oct 18, 2022
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My first reaction to this insane Variety story, “27 Great Movies That Flopped at the Box Office,” was uncertain. 27? What is the standard for “great?” What is the standard for “flop?”

So I clicked on the clickbait.

  1. Three Thousand Years of Longing

  2. Bros

  3. Nightmare Alley

  4. West Side Story

  5. In the Heights

  6. The Last Duel

  7. The Many Saints of Newark

  8. The Suicide Squad

  9. The Rhythm Section

  10. Ad Astra

  11. Doctor Sleep

  12. Annihilation

  13. Destroyer

  14. Blade Runner 2049

  15. The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford

  16. Children of Men

  17. Fight Club

  18. Grindhouse

  19. Hugo

  20. The Master

  21. Inherent Vice

  22. The Iron Giant

  23. Mother!

  24. Under the Skin

  25. Warrior

  26. Steve Jobs

  27. Ali

First… why is this numbered? I have to stick with the idea that this was a random list and some enterprising layout person put numbers on it… because anything else suggests mind-altering drugs in use.

To my eye, about half of the movies qualify as being better than “good.” Some are quite bad. Seven of them are movies I actually love. Bros is the 2nd most egregious flop of the last 23 years? No… ca…

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